Somehow my creative writing always ends up as corny poems.



Haiku
Homework is not fun.
I would rather get some sleep.
I wake up early!



Lava Cakes

My roommate is a gourmet chef
which has greatly enriched my life.
Her chocolate lava cakes give me joy
great miracles of fork and knife.
She bakes such sugary wonders
of chocolate, sugar, and cream
but she likes to serve them late at night
so sleeping becomes an impossible dream.
I am tucked here in bed this late dark night
unable to slip into sleep
because I feel all of that lovely caffeine
in my veins continue to creep.
I wake up for school in the morning
with big dark bags under my eyes
tossing and turning, I did not sleep well
but with nighttime lava cakes thats hardly a surprise.


Technology

Technology is trying to kill me
I am sure of it everyday
words like "java," "download," and "gigabite"
sound naughty in every way.
My files always get deleted
the printer always seems to jam
and every time I check my e-mail
All I get is a bunch of spam.
Using power point is an absolute nightmare
while word processor can get quite sloppy
and please can someone tell me
how a disc can be considered a "floppy"
go to save, file, and print, for your paper
press Alt control F2 for the web link
hit the backspace three times, then stand on your head
see, it's easier than all of you think!